The chai-wallah runs right on his own through city streets full of cute alien drones, hoppers and walkers. Hold anywhere on the screen to fire chai drops from the kettle: it aims by itself at the nearest alien ahead, including flyers above. Tap to jump over carts, potholes and hoppers, and tap again in the air for a double jump. Swipe down to slide under alien zaps. Grab triple chai, a steel thali shield and the rare extra life. Each stage lasts about a minute and ends with an alien boss on a stolen food truck: a dashed line shows where its shot will come, so jump or slide, and shoot down its goo. You have three lives. Aliens pop into sprinkles; nobody gets hurt. Challenge a friend to the same run with a link.